The Good Lord Bird is in love with The Mermaid. The Mermaid doesn’t exist. The Mermaid takes a variety of forms. Sometimes The Mermaid mocks The Good Lord Bird. Sometimes the Mermaid is quite nice. It really depends on the day. The Mermaid is by far and away the most seductive woman to ever exist. The Good Lord Bird can’t get enough of The Mermaid. The Mermaid really has her teeth in The Good Lord Bird.

The Mermaid’s given name is Senara. The Good Lord Bird knows this is true because The Good Lord Bird made it up. The Good Lord Bird is funny like that sometimes. Despite this, she loves being called Senara by The Good Lord Bird, as it is her name.