The Good Lord Bird Contemplates World War Three
No one knows what the horse is going to do next, least of all the horse.
— John Mulaney
In today’s performative theater, people are carting around their babies to news conferences. One would think that a news conference would be a bad place to bring your baby, but who cares, water!
Trump, for his part, is taking it all in stride. He demands UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER, and who doesn’t agree with that? Would tie everything up in a bow and tidy up the middle east. Pie in the sky? No, pie in the ground.
I am certainly glad I would fail any military physical. And anyway I’m too old to be drafted now! I’ve got bone spurs! Then again, there’s a sizeable argument from the ‘nothing ever happens’ crowd who say that nothing will happen. Hm. It’s a sound argument.