The Good Lord Bird Eats Shrimp Alfredo
The Good Lord Bird wonders why we’re not allowed to put cheese on shrimp alfredo. The Good Lord Bird also wonders why CNN still promotes Luther to us. Does CNN think we didn’t get enough Luther a few months ago? Will CNN tell us when we have had enough Luther? The Good Lord Bird is not an especially big fan of Luther. Some would say The Good Lord Bird is, in fact, altogether lukewarm on the subject of Luther.
The Good Lord Bird has two dogs. One is named Spice and the other Sadie. The Good Lord Bird also has a cat, Speckles, but we don’t see the cat very much. The cat is a coward. The Good Lord Bird wishes the cat would stand up for itself and slash Spice across the face. That might make Spice pause. But instead the cat simply runs and hides and Spice never learns not to chase the cat. The Good Lord Bird thinks everyone deserves a good slash when they’re not acting quite right.
The Good Lord Bird has been playing World of Warcraft lately. The Good Lord Bird likes to adventure in Azeroth. The Good Lord Bird finds this not at all problematic. The Good Lord Bird knows that most women might find this unattractive. The Good Lord Bird sinks further into an old stereotype.