The Good Lord Bird Watches A Friend Play Oblivion
The Good Lord Bird wonders about the ‘male fantasy.’ The Good Lord Bird helps his friend choose the ‘froggiest’ stylings for his ‘Amphibomancer.’ The Good Lord Bird wonders if this is what the feminists meant.
The Good Lord Bird watches his friend fail at lockpicking virtual chests. The Good Lord Bird thinks of the time he stole a can of lighter fluid from a house he was at during a college party. The Good Lord Bird remembers a man puking all over the floor. The Good Lord Bird remembers the man was forced to clean it up mid-party. The Good Lord Bird is not fond of this memory.
The Good Lord Bird recalls a woman on the internet complaining about men. She was complaining because men think watching each other play video games counts as hanging out. The Good Lord Bird indeed thinks this, especially now. The Good Lord Bird wonders what women really want.
The Good Lord Bird considers himself an ally of the feminist cause. The Good Lord Bird can’t help but feel like he is becoming a stereotype. The Good Lord Bird has a lot of beliefs that don’t fit the narrative of himself. The Good Lord Bird is actually not sure what he means by ‘himself’ much anymore.